I Have Zero Idea What's Going On In This Japanese Bouncing/Exploding Boobie Game And I Kind Of Do Care

 
What. The. Fuck. Japan. Take it down a notch. I was all fine and dandy with these un-pixilated boobies playing red light, green light while speaking like Sims characters. There’s really no need to have the severed head from hell make tits explode yellow highlighter juice. You can give me a Japanese translator and a decade and I still wouldn’t be able to figure out what is going on here, and I kind of need to know. I don’t need this face showing up in my dreams and having my balls explode with marbles.

Still though, tatties.